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Travel around Nutland today.
You sit back and relax while we do the work!
Freedom
Here at Kool, we put our utmost effort into providing you with the best and highest quality service, facilities, refreshments and amenities, enabling you to feel free.
Fun
We have an intense promise to ensure that you enjoy your stay and have fun – feel free to bring kids along!
Relaxation
Here at our premium woodland day-hotel, we supply you with all of your needs and wants, as well as a lovely, secure*1 place to be – in the woodlands.
THE PERFECT ESCAPE FROM THE BORING SIDE OF LIFE
We at Kool partner with many other independent yet insanely high quality businesses to guarantee you with the best experience you could think of for a woodland escape otherwise your money back.*2
Our large site offers many interesting landscapes and sights, as well as various attractions and even a cafe + a ‘religious’ place of worship, for ‘Capybarism’, known by the name of the ‘Kakurch’. Well, remember – all of this is a choice of yours – to explore and take nature in no matter the weather or season; our availablity is very well managed – and we are free (depending on the week’s occasions) every (*3) week and day – find out the opening times below.
Come and take it all in. You know it’s worth it.
We partner with independent, great businesses to deliver top-of-the-chart experiences.
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“Kool supplied us with the best resources and the best high quality products (I’ve got to appreciate the drinks offered on site) I have ever been given on a trip in the UK ever!”
– Ben Dover*4
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* (T&Cs) —MUST READ IF BOOKING—
Why are you reading this. This is boring. Okay. Stay. Here you go: By accessing, browsing, or using this platform, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms and conditions (hereafter referred to as “Terms”). These Terms constitute a binding legal agreement between you, the user, and Holly Cottage. If you do not agree to these Terms, you must refrain from accessing or using any of the services provided by this platform. Your continued use of the platform signifies your acceptance of any updated or revised Terms, which we reserve the right to amend, modify, –[*1: our woodland may not be safe]– or replace at our sole discretion without prior notice. It is your responsibility to regularly review these Terms to stay informed about any changes.
Our services are provided “as is” and “as available,” and we make no guarantees regarding the accuracy, reliability, or availability of the platform or its content. You agree to use the platform for lawful purposes only and in compliance with all applicable local, state, national, and international laws, rules, and regulations. You must not engage in any behavior that may damage, disable, or impair the platform or interfere with any other user’s access or enjoyment of our services.
We disclaim any liability for damages, losses, or expenses (heh heh) arising from your use of the platform, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages. This includes any issues related to third-party content, links, or advertisements (you’d be glad to know there are no ads) that may be displayed on the –[*2: you wish. we do not pay you back – no refunds]– platform. While we strive to provide a secure and reliable service, we cannot guarantee the security of information transmitted to or from our platform, and you acknowledge that you use the platform at your own risk.
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Certain features of the platform may (they don’t) require you to create an account. You are solely –[*4: I knew that you figured out that this is a fake review]– responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials and for all activities that occur under your account. We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account at our sole discretion if we suspect any unauthorized activity, violation of these Terms, or misuse of the platform.
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