We are a team who live off the spark of fun. Well, that was what we’d call (half) a lie. We run off of doing stupid things. And guess what started this? I’ll let you guess.
Here at Kool, we partner with other small businesses such as Epok, Zeno, Zolvd and large organisations*5 such as Nutland (county) and Nualand (county) – this day-stay is located in Nutland (county).
Well, here we go then. My name is Zak (a.k.a Zaknut) , and my best friend is called Emilis (a.k.a Cheese). That’s not it though. We were chilling one day until he told me he was moving from his house to a little village literally approx. 100m away from my house. I was excited as you could imagine. Once he had moved, which I believe was February 2024, we wanted to go for a little adventure. That’s when we found Nutland. In the picture to the right, you can see the main area – Nut Residents – and for the whole year we thrived in it and expanded the land. Now, in 2025, we established Holly Cottage. Ahhhhh!! My fingers hurt now. Read on….
A woodland.
Our woodland.
Even I know that you know that coming here and feeling the warm sun and filtering the woody, relaxing air throughout your body will be an experience you’ll never forget. Never.
Where we are located
You stalkers. This is where everything is:
Holly Cottage
The main place. The actual day-hotel where you stay. An absolute classic.
NutLand
This is where Holly Cottage is located. Home to the famous Nut Residents.
Main Service Area
This is the area of where Emilis’ house is (I won’t tell you the exact address). This is where service is sourced.
NuaLand
This is Zak’s version of Nutland, a bigger, yet less complex ‘land’.
“Before we arrived, we read the About page and the team sounded like wonderful people. I guess they weren’t lying!”
– Hugh Jass*6
* (T&Cs) —MUST READ IF BOOKING—
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